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POLITICAL SYSTEMS DEFINED

-Feudalism. You have two cows. Your Lord takes some of the milk.
-Pure democracy. You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

-Representative democracy- you have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to decide who gets your milk.
-Pure socialism. You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everybody else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
Pure communism- you have two cows. Your neighbors help take care of them, and you all share the milk.
Fascism- you have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care for them, and sells you the milk.
Dictatorship- you have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
Pure anarchy- you have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price, or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
Anarcho-capitalism you have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

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